Ask Fire Belle
Hey, Bill, haven't seen you in awhile. Whatcha been up to?

assistant-sour-bill:

assistant-sour-bill:

It’s the gorgeously stunning Fire Belle, back in the palace at last! What should I say? Confess my love? Propose? 

"Working out and whatnot." 

“I do? I mean, of course I do! I was lifting the heaviest marshmallows the royal gym had to offer, so, um, don’t be surprised by these gigantic muscles I’ve obtained, aha, aha… No, I’ve been doing paperwork all week. But I’m happy to see you here, nevertheless, heh.”

Fire Belle chuckled. “I figured as much. I’m right there with you. If I have to do one more sheet of paperwork today, I swear… Though mostly the Queen’s been making me keep watch over the racers. It is not fun. What about here? How’re the racers? They all treatin’ you well?”

Hey, Bill, haven't seen you in awhile. Whatcha been up to?

assistant-sour-bill:

It’s the gorgeously stunning Fire Belle, back in the palace at last! What should I say? Confess my love? Propose? 

"Working out and whatnot." 

"Workin’ out, huh?" Oh, yeah, that little sour candy body sure was buff. "Well, you, uh, look great! I had a free minute, so I thought I’d stop over. Make sure Sugar Rush over here is still in one piece."

Do you want to build a snowman?Come on, let's go and play! I never see you anymoreCome out the door It's like you've gone away! We used to be best buddies And now we're not I wish you would tell me why! Do you want to build a snowman?It doesn't have to be a snowman...
Anonymous

Go away, anon!

I’ve spend the last six days being forced to build weirdo snowmen with the racers anyway…

"So. Heard you were handin' out apologies."

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

ask-fire-belle:

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

"Y-yeth." the King replied awkwardly, shuffling a foot and looking down at the floor in shame. "I’m… I didn’t mean… *Sigh* I’m tho sthorry for punting you like a football outta the castle, Fire Belle. I hope you know I’d neva do that in my right mind. Well. Aheh. Ath-ath RIGHT ath my mind can possibly BE, you understand…"

She sighed. “I guess I can forgive you. I heard it was one of those crazy magic anons or somethin’. And it’s illegal to smack a royal anyway, so I accept your apology.”

"Very much appreciated, Fire Belle. Did you need a trip to the Infirmary or anything…?"

"Nope. Just landed on my face is all… I was okay otherwise, I guess.”

"So. Heard you were handin' out apologies."

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

"Y-yeth." the King replied awkwardly, shuffling a foot and looking down at the floor in shame. "I’m… I didn’t mean… *Sigh* I’m tho sthorry for punting you like a football outta the castle, Fire Belle. I hope you know I’d neva do that in my right mind. Well. Aheh. Ath-ath RIGHT ath my mind can possibly BE, you understand…"

She sighed. “I guess I can forgive you. I heard it was one of those crazy magic anons or somethin’. And it’s illegal to smack a royal anyway, so I accept your apology.”

I think you should decide to get married. It'll be cute.
Anonymous

assistant-sour-bill:

I second that opinion.

((SEE ICARUS! I still have this blog! I don’t know what you were talking about earlier!))

"Hey, King. You enjoying Halloween as much as I'm not enjoying it?"

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

ask-fire-belle:

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

"Why ya gotta bust malt-ballsth, Fire Belle?"

 

"I don’t know. Why wouldn’t I?"

"Hoo! C’mon, where’sth ya holiday spirit?"

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"My holiday spirit is dead and buried next to Bill’s. If you hadn’t noticed, neither of us are especially fond of Halloween."

"Hey, King. You enjoying Halloween as much as I'm not enjoying it?"

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

"Why ya gotta bust malt-ballsth, Fire Belle?"

 

"I don’t know. Why wouldn’t I?"

Bill, the Queen's trying to make me take the racers out trick-or-treating, can I hide out here?

assistant-sour-bill:

ask-fire-belle:

assistant-sour-bill:

"M-Ms. Belle?! Fancy, meeting you here, ha, ha… Er, um, of course! Make yourself comfortable." 

Thanks! I am not taking those little terrors out for Halloween for, well, probably the same reason you’re not answering the door for them.

“Luckily, my little terrors don’t need me to tag along anymore. Last year King Candy dragged me along. Worst six hours of my life.”

Oh lord, I can’t even imagine! How did you survive?!

Bill, the Queen's trying to make me take the racers out trick-or-treating, can I hide out here?

assistant-sour-bill:

"M-Ms. Belle?! Fancy, meeting you here, ha, ha… Er, um, of course! Make yourself comfortable." 

Thanks! I am not taking those little terrors out for Halloween for, well, probably the same reason you’re not answering the door for them.

Do you have a love life?
Anonymous

assistant-sour-bill:

He blushed. 

"That’s none of your concern." 

"Bill! You're okay! I thought sure that King Candy had killed you or somethin'!"

assistant-sour-bill:

ask-fire-belle:

assistant-sour-bill:

"What is the matter with you all, I didn’t go anywhere, and King Candy is long gone, you know that! Will someone please tell me what’s going on here?!" 

"Alright, but prepare to be horrified. Sure gave me a scare, and I’m not easily frightened! Whatever, if you believe it or not, I just wanted to tell you that I’m glad you’re okay. If you died, I’d have no one tolerable left to talk to."

“Ah, yeah, sure, I’m positive I’ll be simply mortified by the end of the video segments.” He joked with a chuckle before suddenly blinking out of confusion. “…A-Are you saying, you don’t want to lose me…?” He asked, a lovestruck look overcoming him.

"Of course I don’t! What are you, crazy? You may be one of the most difficult people I know, but I’d never want anything bad to happen to you. You are one of the only people around here that knows how to treat me. I don’t know what I’d do if I ever lost you!”

"Bill! You're okay! I thought sure that King Candy had killed you or somethin'!"

assistant-sour-bill:

ask-fire-belle:

assistant-sour-bill:

"What is the matter with you all, I didn’t go anywhere, and King Candy is long gone, you know that! Will someone please tell me what’s going on here?!" 

"Bill, I just told you what happened! Turbo was here! I know you told me he was dead, but he had me in his hands! I mean, you didn’t see it, you weren’t there, how do you know we’re not all telling the truth? I don’t know why you woke up by Diet Cola Mountain, maybe he knocked you out and threw you there or something!”

He sighed. “None of this adds up… Hrm… Perhaps I’ll just look through some of the security cameras, find out how much of this is real, and just why I can’t seem to remember a thing other than being in my office before awakening in Diet Cola Mountain’s region.”

"Alright, but prepare to be horrified. Sure gave me a scare, and I’m not easily frightened! Whatever, if you believe it or not, I just wanted to tell you that I’m glad you’re okay. If you died, I’d have no one tolerable left to talk to."

"Bill! You're okay! I thought sure that King Candy had killed you or somethin'!"

assistant-sour-bill:

ask-fire-belle:

assistant-sour-bill:

"What is the matter with you all, I didn’t go anywhere, and King Candy is long gone, you know that! Will someone please tell me what’s going on here?!" 

"Wait, did you not see Turbo here? He took over the place! He ruined it! He didn’t even look like Turbo or King Candy, he looked like some weird mutant hybrid of himself and a… candy cicada or somethin’! And I didn’t see you anywhere! That’s why I was afraid you were dead!”

“That is the most insane thing I’ve ever heard in my sour life. Look, I don’t know why you people keep bringing up the deceased, say it with me now, deceased King Candy, but it’s really taking a toll on my nerves! Now can you please help explain to me what’s been going on here?! And why did I awaken near Diet Cola Mountain, for Pete’s sake?!”

"Bill, I just told you what happened! Turbo was here! I know you told me he was dead, but he had me in his hands! I mean, you didn’t see it, you weren’t there, how do you know we’re not all telling the truth? I don’t know why you woke up by Diet Cola Mountain, maybe he knocked you out and threw you there or something!”